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		<title>The way engineers think</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clipped from humour.200ok.com.auA priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly
  slow group of golfers.  Engineer: What&#8217;s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don&#8217;t know but I&#8217;ve never seen such ineptitude! Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let&#8217;s have a word [...]]]></description>
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  rather slow aren&#8217;t they?</p> <p>George: Oh yes. That&#8217;s a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight
  while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free
  of charge! </p> <p><em>(silence)</em></p> <p>Priest: That&#8217;s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.</p> <p>Doctor: Good idea. And I&#8217;m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see
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		<title>Love and Breath</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
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